metal joke #2

a mugger came to steal someone

emo will cry and gave him evry thing he have and if he dont have any money he will tacke the mugger to the atm

black metal will look at the mugger with evil Eyes and he will take his sorde or spiked pat and hit the mugger until he kills him after that he will do a black Spiritual with the mugger dead body

metal core will scream in the mugger face and the mugger will run away crying

thrash metal will beat the crab out of the mugger and he will call all of his thrash friends to come and hit the mugger

goth metal will call all the evil spirits and suddenly the mugger will scream for help and run away

christen metal will hold the bible and show it to the mugger and he will starts to talk about god and that he hates stealing...etc...
then the black metal guy will come and kill the mugger and the christen metal guy and the thrasher will stand there and cheer

heavy metal will take his gun out from his pike and starts shooting at the mugger not to kill him but to have funn =>:-)

death metal the mugger will look at him and see that he is not a kind of person to miss around with him

doom metal the mugger will look at him and starts to cry

glam rock the mugger will think that he is Whore and will back of cuz it is a hard world for her

nu metal he will till the mugger that thay are friends and all the sudden the mugger will find him self in the medel of a mushpit or a wall of death with a masked person coming toward him swinging apat